oh my gosh!

Whole Living May 2012

Thank goodness for verification that the potty that comes out of my mouth sometimes ... uh, most times, is scientifically substantiated ... according to a magazine.

My brother-in-law, god bless him, after I've told him some scientific fact or theory I've heard of always asks, 'Where did you get that from ... Glamour?' No! I don't subscribe to that anymore ... I got it from, oh what $%^#-ing difference does it make, I read it in a magazine, so it must be true.

You may be surprised to read that I have a *(&^-ing potty mouth; well, I do! But I've made a real effort to keep it out of these posts. It's been hard, and probably a better exercise than the writing itself is for me.

Oh, I need to go stub a toe or something ... what the *%^%!